The Lazlo Articles
With apologies to Don Novello for stealing the nom de plume
. . . that he stole from Lazlo Toth.*
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Article Index:
Ashcroft to vigorously enforce blasphemy, heresy laws
President-Elect Bush receives first national security briefing
Bush blames Clinton for tornadoes, floods
Heston, LaPierre criticize Olympic shooting format
White House announces bold new policy on global warming
Tape of Bush security briefing reveals new details
CIA, FBI caught unaware by solar eclipse
Ashcroft recovering from snakebite
President Bush says he is still determined to attack Idaho
Saddam upset in Iraqi election
Sniper prosecutors vying for jurisdiction
An exclusive interview with President George W. Bush
Republican Congress to move ahead on tort reform
The cowsmology foolishness (a brief respite from Lazlo)
Payback time for trial attorneys
Upsurge in jaywalking spurs congressional action
Bishops reconsidering policy on serial killer priests
New players making a splash on Capitol Hill
Knowledge Gathering Bureau flourishing under Poindexter
Senator McConnell proposes new congressional motto
Wealthy Americans upset over double non-taxation
Bush declares victory in war on terrorism
Bush administration finds new use for old technology
Taliban regain control of capital
U.S. faults Blix for failure to recognize dual-use materials
Amazonian terrorists attack United States
Elderly librarian killed in skirmish with feds
Liberated Iraqis celebrate birth of free enterprise
Iraqi government records reveal sinister weapons
A special guest article by Geraldo Rivera
An exclusive interview with Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
Information minister defends Operation Iraqi Fiefdom
A curious democracy taking root in Iraq
Rumsfeld downplays growing chaos in Iraq
An exclusive interview with Sir Ian Heathcliffe Partridge
Senator Santorum clarifies idiotic remarks
Sir Ian Partridge assesses the U.S. intelligence community
Sir Ian Partridge evaluates U.S. economic policy
Iraqi freedom and the thanks of a grateful nation
Weapons of mass destruction found in Iraqi desert
A special guest article by Jayson Blair
Controversy heats up over Bush's war rationale
The Nigerian Uranium Internet Scam
Bush denies philosophical link with serial killer
Rice dismisses outrage over sixteen words
Researchers isolate genes for Republicanism
Enraged Supreme Court justice ejaculates from the bench
Mighty Mouse throws hat into crowded ring
President says no U.S. soldiers dying in Iraq
An ostrich in every pot and every man a king
Bush defends continuing search in Iraq
Canada may be next under revised Bush Doctrine
Sir Ian Heathcliffe Partridge on President George W. Bush
Halliburton denies war profiteering charges
Norwegian prime minster captured in pre-dawn raid
Saddam capture revealed as Bush Administration hoax
Bush administration planning invasion of Mars
Mars mission complicated by Zionist irredentism
Sir Ian Heathcliffe Partridge and the Age of Hypocrisy
Annual egg hunt a dismal failure
Bush administration defends pre-9/11 malfeasance
Bush duped into Iraq war by Iranian spy
God denies speaking through President George W. Bush
Sir Ian Heathcliffe Partridge on the 2004 presidential race
Bush routs Kerry in first presidential debate
U.S. inspectors find no WMD in Iraq
Florida election officials gearing up for 2004
Fear and ignorance eke out a narrow victory
Arafat dies of old age, Palestinians blame Israel
President refuses to pardon Thanksgiving turkey
U.S. inspectors report no attack on Pearl Harbor
Congress approves "bare bones' spending bill
Sir Ian Heathcliffe Partridge evaluates Bush's first term
Justice DeLayed is justice denied
Sir Ian Heathcliffe Partridge blasts "scientific creationism"
An exclusive interview with America's First Dog
Tsunami lashes south Asia, Muslims blame U.S., Israel
Rumsfeld faces tough queries from U.S. troops
Bush's nominee for attorney general grilled by Dems
Elections in Iraq a resounding success
Time to support a great president
Life support terminated in Florida artichoke case
Sir Ian Heathcliffe Partridge on U.S. anti-terrorism efforts
Bush vows to veto wheel legislation
'Deep Throat' identity finally revealed
Bush responds calmly to Katrina's devastation
Sir Ian Heathcliffe Partridge on Hurricane Katrina
Feral pet rocks a nationwide menace
Bono debt relief plea falls on deaf ears
Iraqi parliamentary elections successful
Episcopalians trampled at communion
Scores killed in assault on Georgia coast
Vatican intrigue rampant following death of pope
Sir Ian Heathcliffe Partridge on the Iranian Bomb
Islamic world in uproar over imaginary slight
Cheney defends attack on hunting companion
Bush's India visit off to rocky start
Three million dead in North Korean nuclear test
Bush says he is learning on the job
The New Bill of Rights (suitable for framing)
* Lazlo Toth is the Hungarian-born Aussie lunatic who attacked Michelangelo's Pieta
with a hammer on May 21, 1972. As he was subdued and dragged away by security
guards, he shouted, "I don't know much about art, but I know what I like!" When last
heard from, Mr. Toth had completed his prison sentence and returned to Australia
where he lives in richly deserved obscurity.
Mr. Novello's Lazlo books, The Lazlo Letters, Citizen Lazlo and From Bush to Bush are available at Amazon.com.
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