Expensive, delusional gift ideas might include, like, a Honda. Or some really awesome high-tech megadollar sunglasses. Or a Schwinn "Town and Country" adult tricycle -- awesome bike. Gold coins are always a hit.

Actual stuff a person might consider would include an old silver dollar, eveready lithium e2 batteries size AA, 1:24 scale die-cast cars, cheap groovy-looking shades, that kind of stuff. Maybe an "Acme" brand "Surreptitious Canine Liquidation Device." (smile)(Think "Wile E. Coyote.")