10. Instructor of the year awards. "Na, na, na na na na...my Elmer
is a centerfold..."
9. That certificate saying "...has been elected to membership..."
Just goes to show you - in America, buying an election is easy.
8. Those hot pictures of naked circuit boards with all the good
parts showing. "Wow - I've never seen LEDs that big before!"
7. New Digital Mode Of The Month! This month's digital mode
Fourier Assisted Radio Telegraphy. It supersedes last month's CRAP:
Coherent Radio Algorithmic Protocol.
6. YL News and Views...you can read about who that lucky .00001%
all male hams are married to.
5. "Product Reviews - Expensive Amplifiers that Won't Work With
Standard House Wiring"
4. AMSAT News: You Too Can Work Our New Satellites
on 100 THz Easily.
3. Hints and Kinks for Dorks and Dinks...
2. DXpeditions: Places you'll never be able to spell or
pronounce, let alone visit!
1. Q street? Sounds like a nice place to live...