THE FLO DODE SITE HAD A DIRECT LIGHTNING HIT OVER THE WEEKEND (WORSE THAN THE
LAST ONE) AND ALL THE GEAR UP THERE HAS BEEN TRANSFORMED INTO BURNT TOAST.

[Anybody got a tissue? I got a code in my dode!]

[Just please don't expect this guy to spell antihistamine correctly...]



HF REPEATER 100 WATTS CONT. DUTY--CONTAC K4XXX

[Will trade for antihistamine in good condition.]



Subject: Michael Angelo Virus
Do you know you could have recieved it on a floppy disk from a friend?

[Isn't that 'I' before 'E', except after a cold boot?]



...nothing will be detected as far as SCAN and FLUSHOT is concerned.
So Don't Waist your time.

[Watch your waist instead.]



To: VIROUS@ALLUSA
Subject: Hipe and lies
The virous is on the floppy and shows up as a hidden file of 512
bytes. Both virous checkers correctly identified the virous as the
michelangelo virous.

[Too bad it wasn't a spelling checker too...]



THE GOOD PEOPLE NEEDED ANOTHER 145.010 NODE LIKE A CASE OF VD!

[First the Michelangelo virus, and now this!]