To: INFO@ALLUSA
Subject: How to send bull & have it read!

[Yes...the primary purpose of packet!]



That is a disguting and childish way to solve things.
Well too bad! Nya, Nya, Nya, Nya, Nya, Nya, I know more than you.

[Hey kid - turn that TNC off, your mama's calling you!]



You have a chimney down but can not go down a chimney up.
You have a blind fold on. You open a dresser drawer.
Inside there are 1200 white socks, and 1200 black socks.
You only have one chance, How many socks do you need to
pull out to garentee you a hole 12in x 12in x 12in 1 cubic foot.
It takes you 30 minutes to dig this hole.
How long will it take you to dig a house boat on a lake.
On the side of the boat there is
a latter nine feet tall is on the side of the boat.
If the tide rises one foot every hour
how long would it take for the
water get to the top of the chimney.

[About as long as it takes to remove the straitjacket.]



HI EVERYONE....I WAS JUST STIFFED BY N6***
HE NEVER SENT ME A CHECK FOR COMPUTER EQUIPMENT THAT I HAD SOLD TO HIM.....
WATCH OUT FOR THIS GUY....IF ANYONE KNOWS OF HIM, LET ME KNOW....
OR AT LEAST LET HIM KNOW THAT I AM VERY CLOSE TO FINDING HIM,
AND THAT I WILL GET PAID.. I HAVE NO DOUBT OF THIS!
AND **** - IF YOU READ THIS - I WILL BE SEEING YOU VERY SOON
OH TOO SOON!

[Yours truly, John Gotti!]



N7*** began with comments on his views of the current situation
and his difficulty working in the current environment and ended
by submitting his resignation and leaving.

[Now that was a heck of a meeting!]



Subject: KILL THE GARBAGE !!
I'm not going to spend time or efforts with stupids or nerds
thru packet network. Coming soon...!! I promess !
Many guys will pull the plug from the wall.

[Remember - grasp the plug and not the cord, and pull straight out.]



To: ALL@ALLUSA
Subject: STOP WITH THE PACKETS!!!
If we haven't heard every explanation why packets should or shouldn't
be allowed on nodes and digis, I'd be suprised. This has been rehashed
over and over again, with the same explanations (by the same people many
times!) over and over. So quit wasting the bandwidth and STOP IT!!!!!!

[Should we stop with voice transmissions on repeaters too?]



I discovered questionable routing into dead ends, which may explain
why some TCP/IP connects aren't possible over seamingly obvious routes.

[Routine for a SEEMingly SEAMless network!]



IT COVERS 160-10 METERS AND IS IMACULATE, AS IN NOT A SCRATCH ON IT.
THIS UNITS IS SHOWROOM NEW.

[These message are redundant!]



Subject: IT TAKES ALL KINDS
I HAVE JUST NOTICED THAT INTERMIXED WITH MY NODES ARE THE FOLLOWING.
BEND:OVER MIST:&FOG NUKE:BOOM OR:ELSE PINE:WOODS SANDY:BEACH SODA:POP
AA1:APRIL AA2:FOOL

[Looks like somebody failed the word association test...]



TODAY I RECIEVED FIVE MESSAGES ADDRESSED TO NEBBS, INFACT WHAT THAY WERE
ARE EDITTED MESSAGES OF MESSAGES THAT WERE SENT JAN 2, 1992. FROM THE JPL
BBS IN SO. CAL. SO IS SOMEBODY CROPING MESSAGES AND BULL'S AND SENDING
THEM OUT, IF WHY, WHY EDIT A BULL AND SEND IT BACK OUT WHEN EVERYBODY HAD
IT ALLREADY AND CAN'T WAIT TILL THE NEXT REPORT THAT IS DUE SOON.
WHY ADD MORE TRAFFIC TO THE CROUDED PACKET FREQ'S THEN WHAT IS ALLREADY
OUT THARE INCLUDING THIS BULL.

[You said it!]

I AM SENDING THIS BULL OUT...

[No, I think spreading is the correct word]

...TO ASK THAT IF YOU DID NOT SEND THE MESSAGE OR BULL THEN
LEAVE IT ALONE AND LET IT DIE IN PEACE! AND MAYBE WE WOULD BE ABLE TO PASS
OTHER MAIL OUT ALOT QUICKER.

[Maybe so...but would you be able to read it?]