YOU WILL RECEVIE FULL NAME, ADDESS,STATE,YEAR BORN AND CLASS OF LICENSE

['I' before 'E' except after 'V'???]



By the way, isn't that 'I' before 'E' except after C:\> ??

[Yes, unless you have a virus and can't spell Michelangelo.]



THIS EQUIPMENT CURRENTLY CAPABLE OF WORKING ON AMETUER FREQS.
YEASU 7005 HANDHELDS
YEASU 7002 MOBILES
YEASU FTC-4625 CONTROL STATION
GE PHONEX MOBILE
IF YOU HAVE A QUESTIONS YOU CAN CALL THE SELLER.

['I' before 'E', 'A' before 'E', 'O' before 'E'...and 'E' before 'U'!!!]
[Any questions???]



Subject: 11 meter mike on 2 meters?
I have a power mice that I used on my CB in my moble. It
is a Turner Roadking. When I tried to wire it up to my 2 meter
moble, I got complaints of a high frequency feedback only when
I modulated. There was no feedback with no modulation.
Are power microphone for CB compatable with 2 meters?
I also have an Astatic D104 I was thinking of wireing up. Will
some work and not others. Do I need to put an RF choke in line with
the audio in wire? If so what size. What is the meaning of life?
If anyone can answer any of my questions I'd be very
greatfull. Oh I almost forgot I have a Yaesu FT227R moble, If
that makes any difference.

[And I thought people from Japan wrote Japanese radio manuals!!!]



Subject: Time for a new leauge!

[Sounds like a Winter Olympic event to me...]

This leauge is a leauge that thinks more toword the futer and to the
advancedment of amateur radio.

[Hopefully someone will give them a spelling checker.]



FOR SALE: XXXXXXXX SERIES TRANSMITTER COMPLETE WITH MAUNAL

[Just when you thought you had seen EVERY possible way to misspell it!]



The preceeding is only an informational exchange and does not
necessarily represent the views of the Northwest Amatuer Packet
Radio Association

[Or their spelling, I hope...]



The format of this letter will prob. be differant form month to month but
generaley will be in this fashion.

[Misspellings may vary from day to day though.]



Satellite operation is a specalized mode the packsats even more so.
I recomend that you put out a bulleton req. info.from
the AMSAT AREA COORDANATOR...

[And ask him how to spell his title.]



...but the prize for the softwere is to high

[Does that mean that, during a full moon, hackers turn to softwerewolves?]



900$ for bouth. any help will be reworded.

[That's not what word processors are for!]



leave a mess or call eavenings

[Not in my house you don't!]



To the Pudget Sound Packet Users:

[Is this a weight loss by packet announcement?]



Subject: RAIDO SHACK, HA!
I'VE GOT TO ADMIT THOUGH I DO OWN A RS-2006 RECIVER

['I' before...wait a minute - something's missing here...]



My only offense YOUR HONOR is scarcasm.

[Wrong again!]

I plead guilty to scarcasm YOUR HONOR.

[I find the defendant guilty and sentence him to repeat seventh grade.]



As of this date I no longer intend to tollorate such garbage. I will kill
messages that belittle the spelling, grammar, and message content of
licensed Amateur Radio Operators.

[But will you make a New Year's resolution to spell 'tolerate' correctly?]



Subject: BUYER BEWARE!!!!!
BOUGHT A PIECE OF EQUIPMENT FROM THIS PERSON,HOKED IT UP

[does that mean "made it hokey"?]

& IT BLEW THE CAPS OUT OF IT. NOW THIS PERSON WON'T MAKE IT RITE.
JUST THOUGHT I WOULD TELL EVERY ONE TO BEWARE...

[Yes...beware of buyers with poor spelling...]



Subject: NEED SCOCKETS FOR 8122'S
Will consider a national mcl 2000 that is defunk.

[Isn't de funk de music by de rappers?]



IS THIS WHAT WE WANT ON HAM RADIO. ONE STATION THAT IS SO DRUNK THAT HE
IS ALMOST UNINTELLEGABLE. IS EVERYBODY IN TEXAS LIKE THIS? WHERE IS
THE FCC? WHERE IS THE AMATURE AUX. I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE REST, BUT I
WAS TOUGHT THAT THIS TYPE OF BEHEVIOR WAS UNACCEPTABLE ON OUR BANDS.

[I was TAUGHT that this type of spelling was unacceptable also...]



W7### @ KA5***,NM,UA,NA

[Does he mean United Airlines?]



MY EXPERIENCE WITH RS IS THAT IF YOU CAN FIND A STORE MANGER...

[Sorry, but you only find them in December]



I HAVE A SUPER DELUXE YAESU HF TRANSCIEVER FOR SALE.

[Isn't it "I" before "E" except after Yaesu?]



Subject: Attention bad spellers
Tired of folks criticising grammar? Only one way to deal with it:
Bad spellers of the world - UNTIE!

[Some are not wrapped too tight to begin with!!!]



Ok, Important question... Is a flux capacitor rated in
 henrads, or in faries???

[Yeah, now they expect us to believe in faries...]



FCC staff asked hams to try other means of resolving their differences
before shooting off petitions to the FCC. Many have serious spelling
and grammatical errors and make wild unsupported claims.

[And those were just the ones from the packet operators!!!]