Able to Zoo (art by Ileliberte; picture book by Anna Luna; also available as podfic)
[Various, 24k, R]: Twenty-six stories about five or six people.

Accord (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 7k, PG]: Apparently John and Rodney had done Teyla grievous harm by discussing Star Trek in front of her.

As hands do (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 7k, G]: Einstein said putting your hand on a hot stove could make a minute feel like an hour.

The Astrophysicist's Guide to Sex Toys (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 7k, NC-17]: Sheppard's like a kid in some kind of store.

The Bottom Line
[McKay/Sheppard, 12k, NC-17]: This time the angry mob was Rodney's fault. Won 2nd place in 2007 McShep Awards for Aliens Made Them Do It.

Casual (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 7k, PG-13]: Rodney's sweatshirt is soft and worn.

Equinox (cover by le mot mo; also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 10k, PG]: Sheppard, drunk and conferring with the flowers.

Fisting: A Non-Fiction Essay by John Sheppard (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 4k, NC-17]: It was Rodney's idea.

Fitting (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 5k, PG]: It's easier to get Rodney McKay out of his pants than into them.

Furlough (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 11k, NC-17]: Earth's not home anymore.

Hard Candy (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 4k, PG]: Jolly Rancher's watermelon candies have no citric acid, and instead get their tartness from a chemical derived from sour apples.

How to Date an Asshole (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 14k, NC-17]: They're at an impasse. Won 1st place in 2007 McShep Awards for Kink.

Industrial Arts (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 7k, NC-17]: The important thing is that Rodney has a wrench and John's lurking in the doorway, staring at his ass.

A Lorentzian Slip of the Tongue (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 14k, NC-17]: Rodney isn't a Freudian.

Lovesick (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 5k, R]: It may be impairing his judgment. Just a little.

Mad scientist
[McKay, 1k, G]: Dr. McKay yells a lot.

Maybe (art by Ileliberte; also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 3k, G]: One way it might go.

The Mind/Body Problem (written w/Sabine)
[Sheppard/Weir, McKay/Sheppard, 114k, NC-17]: Rodney's limp, Weir looks hot in red, Ronon's a trooper, Tucker gets hit by a rock, Carson's making stuff up as he goes along, and Radek Zelenka needs a vacation. Meanwhile, John takes a shower.

Morning (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 4k, PG]: After.

The nth Doctor
[McKay/Sheppard, 8k, G]: Geniuses work best when warm.

The one where John and Rodney work at Starbucks (written w/Sabine)
[McKay/Sheppard, 8k, G]: John is twenty years old, an art student, and obviously a complete waste of space.

Pictures from a Moving Car
[McKay/Sheppard, 8k, PG]: The journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step of getting Rodney McKay in the damn car.

Planet of the Muddy Apes (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 4k, R]: Their pants are a total loss.

Prodigy (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 7k, NC-17]: John's created a blowjob monster.

Quota (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 3k, PG]: Rodney's keeping track.

A Short History of Dog Tags (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 9k, R]: Sheppard doesn't have tits, but Rodney's willing to overlook that.

The Slave Trade (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 14k, PG]: Sheppard's gone and gotten himself enslaved again.

Superpowers (written w/Pares)
[Rodney/lesbians, 14k, PG]: Rodney McKay and laser beams of Lesbos.

T2T
[Crack, 4k, G]: The secret life of furniture. Sequel to Tabled.

Tabled (art by Steammmpunk; also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 5k, R]: In Atlantis, the tables can hear you scream.

Ukani (also available as podfic)
[Team, 6k, G]: The Ukani need the sea.

When the Subject is a Fraction
[McKay/Sheppard, 8k, PG]: Cadman left something behind.

Zing
[McKay/Sheppard, 5k, G]: Rodney thought he'd cancelled Valentine's Day.