Able to Zoo (art by Ileliberte; picture book by Anna Luna; also available as podfic)
[Various, 24k, R]: Twenty-six stories about five or six people.
Accord (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 7k, PG]: Apparently John and Rodney had done Teyla grievous harm by discussing Star Trek in front of her.
As hands do (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 7k, G]: Einstein said putting your hand on a hot stove could make a minute feel like an hour.
The Astrophysicist's Guide to Sex Toys (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 7k, NC-17]: Sheppard's like a kid in some kind of store.
The Bottom Line
[McKay/Sheppard, 12k, NC-17]: This time the angry mob was Rodney's fault. Won 2nd place in 2007 McShep Awards for Aliens Made Them Do It.
Casual (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 7k, PG-13]: Rodney's sweatshirt is soft and worn.
Equinox (cover by le mot mo; also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 10k, PG]: Sheppard, drunk and conferring with the flowers.
Fisting: A Non-Fiction Essay by John Sheppard (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 4k, NC-17]: It was Rodney's idea.
Fitting (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 5k, PG]: It's easier to get Rodney McKay out of his pants than into them.
Furlough (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 11k, NC-17]: Earth's not home anymore.
Hard Candy (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 4k, PG]: Jolly Rancher's watermelon candies have no citric acid, and instead get their tartness from a chemical derived from sour apples.
How to Date an Asshole (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 14k, NC-17]: They're at an impasse. Won 1st place in 2007 McShep Awards for Kink.
Industrial Arts (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 7k, NC-17]: The important thing is that Rodney has a wrench and John's lurking in the doorway, staring at his ass.
A Lorentzian Slip of the Tongue (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 14k, NC-17]: Rodney isn't a Freudian.
Lovesick (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 5k, R]: It may be impairing his judgment. Just a little.
Mad scientist
[McKay, 1k, G]: Dr. McKay yells a lot.
Maybe (art by Ileliberte; also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 3k, G]: One way it might go.
The Mind/Body Problem (written w/Sabine)
[Sheppard/Weir, McKay/Sheppard, 114k, NC-17]: Rodney's limp, Weir looks hot in red, Ronon's a trooper, Tucker gets hit by a rock, Carson's making stuff up as he goes along, and Radek Zelenka needs a vacation. Meanwhile, John takes a shower.
Morning (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 4k, PG]: After.
The nth Doctor
[McKay/Sheppard, 8k, G]: Geniuses work best when warm.
The one where John and Rodney work at Starbucks (written w/Sabine)
[McKay/Sheppard, 8k, G]: John is twenty years old, an art student, and obviously a complete waste of space.
Pictures from a Moving Car
[McKay/Sheppard, 8k, PG]: The journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step of getting Rodney McKay in the damn car.
Planet of the Muddy Apes (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 4k, R]: Their pants are a total loss.
Prodigy (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 7k, NC-17]: John's created a blowjob monster.
Quota (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 3k, PG]: Rodney's keeping track.
A Short History of Dog Tags (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 9k, R]: Sheppard doesn't have tits, but Rodney's willing to overlook that.
The Slave Trade (also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 14k, PG]: Sheppard's gone and gotten himself enslaved again.
Superpowers (written w/Pares)
[Rodney/lesbians, 14k, PG]: Rodney McKay and laser beams of Lesbos.
T2T
[Crack, 4k, G]: The secret life of furniture. Sequel to Tabled.
Tabled (art by Steammmpunk; also available as podfic)
[McKay/Sheppard, 5k, R]: In Atlantis, the tables can hear you scream.
Ukani (also available as podfic)
[Team, 6k, G]: The Ukani need the sea.
When the Subject is a Fraction
[McKay/Sheppard, 8k, PG]: Cadman left something behind.
Zing
[McKay/Sheppard, 5k, G]: Rodney thought he'd cancelled Valentine's Day.