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This page will later grow into something that has yet to be determined. In the grand scheme of things, the likelihood of you revisiting this page is analagous to a turtle performing Johann Sebastian Bach's Unaccompanied Cello Concerto. "It can happen," you say? Keep on saying it.

Previously, on this homepage, Morton lost his bout with Anorexia. Phoebe discovered that her husband was having an affair with the Cabana Boy, and Pauline decided to become a nun. Rojelio earned his Ph D and Arnold sold his hamburger hut.